Slender man sighed as he sat at his desk, he had so much work thanks to those brats he babysits mainly Jeff who always caused trouble for him. “if he never snuck out and killed that human at a party I would not have to erase so many kids” muttered slendy as he planned ways to fix this problem but to no avail. His pale featureless face suddenly arose from his place staring at file work as he heard his office door creak open the old and rotten oak door nearly giving in with the firm push, “sorry to disturb you sir but we have been noticing you’ve been stressed lately and are worried” came a soft spoken voice. Slender man’s featureless face turned towards the owner of the voice a young man appeared in his vision, the young man had short tussled chestnut coloured hair and thin stature, the man wore an androgynous mask over his face said mask having black circles for eyes and feminine lips it was almost disturbing and to others would probably creep them out. And wore normal casual gear it was Masky one of his main proxies. “ah! Masky there is no need to worry im fine go and make sure the others are behaving” ordered Slender hoping his proxy would not make too much of a fuss that was not happening.
Shortly after another young man barged in shortly after he wore a old orange hoody with his hood up and where his face was; was an empty black space with a pair of blood red eyes and almost cartoon like smile.“Hoodie? What are you doing here” sighed slender getting annoyed slightly wrinkles forming on his bleached face, “w..Well me, Masky and the others thought it would be a good idea if you went on a vacation! You could use the rest” cried Hoodie excitedly only to freeze at the intense stare Slenderman was giving him. “You’re kidding?! I have these kids to deal with” yelled Slender his shoulders rising with tension “that’s the thing well me and Masky will sort out the children you just enjoy yourself” urged Hoodie causing Slender to sigh “you won’t give me a choice will you... fine a vacation is needed I think” he spoke to himself raising his large hand to his face in thought and walking out of the office only to bump into a smaller figure.
The other individual stumbled backwards before regaining their balance and straightening Slender looked at who dared to bump into him, only to be met with a knife inches before his face he knew who this was...Jeff. “Jeff calm down you idiot its Slenderman” growled Slender as the knife retracted back to its owner, the said owner was a teen boy who was of the average height of his age group and had longish jet-black hair which was quite messy and looked a pain to handle (Slenderman secretly thanked he was bald). The boy’s face was horribly disfigured a good looking face turned into a almost picture like design , his mouth was cut into his cheeks scarred in a permanent smile and his face bleached white due to unfortunate circumstances this was Jeff the killer.
“Well how would I know you’d finally snap out of it and stop being a workaholic? Last time I checked you were pissed about the whole ‘party’ incident and working” said the killer looking to the side a typical teenage act of not wanting a lecture. “I was thanks to you and until I decided I will take a break off from work” muttered Slender already annoyed by the teen’s actions, “woah so Masky and Hoodie managed to make it work? SWEET!” cheered Jeff his grin widening. “what do you mean ‘sweet’?” asked Slenderman leaning forward slightly trying to figure out why Jeff’s mood changed. “Well it was mine and Ben’s idea we decided you needed a break so we got Masky and Hoodie to convince you as I know they are your favourite proxies” smirked the killer crossing his arms smugly.
“What!!” yelled the taller man starting to feel a migraine coming on “and now it has worked you’re going to have the best moments of your life as me, Ben, Eyeless jack and Laughing Jack take you for some drinks! And a night out on the town” at this Slender froze and walked off “I am NOT going drinking with you guys! No way!” he spat earning a glare from Jeff. “stop being a stick in Shrek’s swamp Slendy you need this plus if you don’t... I won’t leave you alone for a whole week” threatened the younger of the two “fine... just after I do this leave me alone” groaned Slender before following a hyperactive Jeff to where his ‘buddies’ are.
Bottles littered along the tan carpet like shells on a beach, various spillages of unidentifiable substances on said carpet and streamers and balloons scattered around the room, a smashed window and a knocked over lamp missing its shade... it looked like a bull had entered and rampaged. Eyeless Jack was the first to wake up only to find him in a tub he did not know, his long legs were over the bath as his body was slumped in it looking like a teen girl after a night clubbing the thought alone embarrassing Jack “... what happened last night?” he pondered to himself before noticing what he was wearing. He saw on his feet that he had a pair of bright red high heels on his feet! “Why am I wearing these?!” cried Jack kicking them off in disgust “did we all get wasted last night? ... probably” the said male muttered to himself managing to get himself out of the tub, despite his obvious hangover He decided he should check out where he was. And was met with quite the sight as he exited the bathroom... it was Ben he was covered in more blood than usual and lying face down at this Jack concerned for his friend ran over and shook him “wake up!” he cried and like Ben had heard his command he woke up “ugh... I feel like shit” groaned the small blonde before turning to Eyeless Jack.
Jack was honestly stunned... Ben was missing a tooth! “Shit! Dude your missing your tooth!” gasped the masked boy starting to feel panic and slight amusement. “What? Fuck... no way!!” screamed Ben before running to the bathroom mirror and sinking to his knees “what did I do last night?!” in reply Jack just shrugged his shoulders “I honestly do not know”. The duo were about to talk when a mixture of screams reached their ears “Jeff?” said both Ben and Jack at the same time before sprinting to check on their buddy only to laugh at the sight before them. Jeff was on the edge of the bed eyes wide, his hair was even messier than usual and was tugging his left arm away from something... the said thing was also wide eyed and messy haired and wore Jeff’s hoodie it was also tugging its arm away, on closer inspection the other was... Jane?!!. “oh shit! Jeff and Jane did the frick frack” laughed Ben.
Jeff growled at the girl beside him and sat up abruptly tugging Jane upwards with him “what did you do to me last night?!” screamed Jeff his shoulders rising with anger “what did you do to me? You creep!” Jane screamed back getting up and coming face to face with Jeff. “I can’t believe I lost my virginity to that wench” grumped the raven haired boy throwing his arms up in exaggeration, “Ditto” spat Jane obviously pissed. “I’m only a teen for fucks sake and you were on the bottom of my ‘to do list’ in fact I would rather wake up next to Slendy than you” he pointed “ewww” groaned Ben disturbed by his friends choice of words at this the raven woman narrowed her onyx eyes. “I was obviously over the limit last night otherwise I would never touch Jeff” she said pulling off Jeff’s Hoodie and throwing it on the ground disrespectfully “bitch! That is my favourite hoodie” complained Jeff as he scooped up his prized clothing and slipped it on well... attempted “why are we handcuffed together!!” screamed Jeff “that is it you’re GOING TO SLEEP”. “Guys Calm down we all got wasted last night and ended up like this arguing won’t solve anything” reasoned Eyeless Jack and the duo calmed down “at least someone has sense sure we will try but don’t expect me to be happy.
The group of 4 walked out of the bedroom after calming down the two killers only to be met with a young male, he was tall and quite lanky with bright blue eyes and a striped cone on his nose. He was dressed in unique black and white clown suit and had long wavy hair he had a gentle face which contrasted against his bold clothing. “Laughing Jack?” exclaimed Jeff earning a nod “yeah it’s me um... do you know where we are?” he asked hopeful only to earn a lot of shrugs. “Jackie... what’s that in your arms?” asked Ben only for the gang to notice it was a toddler it had a small amount of brown hair and large blue eyes “Crap! He has a child!” cried Jeff pointing at the small kid. After a few minutes of silence Jack screamed and shoved the child into Jeff’s arms “How did I get that?” cried laughing Jack obviously confused, “ I do not know but I’m surprised you have not eaten it” said Eyeless Jack looking down at the small bundle in Jeff’s arm “he is pretty cute though” he added. “it could be a she!” argued Ben “it does NOT matter we need to get this kid to its real parents” Jeff yelled “Slendy will not be happy” the raven haired killer added before handing the kid back to laughing Jack. “...” there was a long pause before laughing Jack spoke “where is Slender?” at this Jeff panicked “no way... we lost Slendy!”.
End of part 1~